Nick Cannon is fighting to stay in the spotlight, pulling out all the stops. Mr. Mariah Carey has reportedly used his wife’s name to land himself a Showtime special. It’s a stand-up comedy show improperly titled Mr. Showbiz. Know why? Because I say it should really be called Mr. Coattail, for obvious reasons.
Here’s what Lil Nicky had to say:
“People forgot that I started out doing stand up. I’m actually going back to my roots. I’m a comic at heart. I love being married to one of the most famous people in the world. But the downfall is people feel like they can say whatever they want to say about my wife to my face. So I hear the strangest things. But that lends itself to a lot of great humor.
Hey Nick, people forgot your stand up because it SUCKED! Nick Cannon should be cast on the next season of Real Housewives.
I don’t know about you guys, but Nick Cannon can’t make me laugh — dude is a Nickelodeon comic, strictly for the kids. History has proven that some of our best comedians lived a dark life off of the stage. That’s not at all the case for Nick Cannon. When Nicky’s off stage, we all know that he’s Mariah Carey’s bellhop — trained to fight his wife’s battles.
Here’s what he recently said to Eminem:
“Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults..This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like, sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp!”
Know what I think? I think that Nick Cannon and Eminem should have a good ole street fight for charity.
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