George Lopez recently let it rip on some famous ladies who are widely known to be battling weight issues. During his Monday night show, the once overweight comedian took aim at Dancing With the Stars contestants, Wendy Williams (who he said “looks like a man”) and the former face of Weight Watchers, Kirstie Alley.
Here’s what George had to say about Kirstie Alley:
“She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away, she went to the market, and then she had roast beef and this is her going all the way home.” Then the show cut to a pig screaming “wee” like the Geico “Little Piggy” commercial.”
Just because George has undergone Lap Band surgery, he now believes he’s on top of the world. Don’t believe me? Ask his ex-wife Ann. It’s no secret that Ann gave George a kidney to save his life, before divorcing her after being caught with a pair of prostitutes in Florida.
George Lopez is as cold as the north pole. Know why? Because he said he divorced Ann because she’s overweight. What an ungrateful bastard! George Lopez cracking fat jokes is proof that people in Hollywood quickly forget where they come from.
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